Case 42

[manofgnee]

...Ok, maybe it's because I've been unconscious for the past two days, or maybe one of those golden soldier things hit me on the head or something, or maybe it's a curse, but...

Well, why is everybody bidding on each other? It's...really weird.


I mean, why would you want to try and buy other people when you've got a perfectly good Hanna Cross available here? I mean, listen to these perks!

I'm a fun guy with an excellent fashion sense.
I know magic. Seriously.
I have a cute pet sheep.
I know how to have fun and make any day not boring.
I have an excellent collection of monster movies and comic books. To some, that would seem bad, but it just makes me geek chic!
I...am a hero. I fight monsters and the baddies of the paranormal world! So you should always feel safe with me...unless it involves actual physical fighting. I'm not exactly that strong in the upper body area...
I have some great jokes and witty one-liners!!

Did I mention I know magic?

Do you need any other reason? Well, if you do, here's one: I'm Hanna F. Cross, and I'm awesome.

So! Start bidding, I think...

Wow, my head still hurts...note to self: never possess a robot again.

[ooc: Uh...yeah, I was on a camping trip from Friday until today, so forgive me if I'm a little late with this curse. My in game excuse is that Hanna's been unconscious for the last 2 days after fighting the Golden Army.]

Comments

[decade-of-rot.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it wasn't. Gangsters and golden armies... I think I'd rather have that cake curse.

Let me know if there's anything I can do. Besides make more pancakes.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too...it's like the City is trying to break my many bones!!

Well....uh...let's see...

I guess I'd like it if you could come visit. It's sorta weird, being in the hospital...

[decade-of-rot.livejournal.com]

How else would I get these pancakes to you? I'm on my way right now.

I know it's probably boring staying there, but promise you won't leave before you're completely better like last time, all right?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Awesome!!

I promise, this time I won't break out of the hospital...I only did last time cuz you got hurt!!

[decade-of-rot.livejournal.com]

Yeah... and I do appreciate that. But don't worry too much about me, it's not like I can die twice, right?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope you can't!! That would really suck.

[decade-of-rot.livejournal.com]

Well I don't remember it being too bad the first time. But let's not jinx it.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Aye aye, captain!

So, how's everybody doing back home? Iznagi's behaving, right?

[decade-of-rot.livejournal.com]

Iznagi's doing just fine...

[There's some hesitation here.]

I haven't seen Timothy for a little while. But it's probably nothing.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Well that's good...

...You think he's left? Or is in trouble?

[decade-of-rot.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I can look into it for you while you get better. But I have a feeling he's all right.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I hope he hasn't fallen into a well again.

[decade-of-rot.livejournal.com]

Me too. But I guess that wouldn't be the worst thing.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but he wouldn't like it very much...he didn't the first time.