manofgnee: (I don't do mornings...)
Hanna F. Cross ([personal profile] manofgnee) wrote2010-06-06 12:26 pm

Case 42

...Ok, maybe it's because I've been unconscious for the past two days, or maybe one of those golden soldier things hit me on the head or something, or maybe it's a curse, but...

Well, why is everybody bidding on each other? It's...really weird.


I mean, why would you want to try and buy other people when you've got a perfectly good Hanna Cross available here? I mean, listen to these perks!

I'm a fun guy with an excellent fashion sense.
I know magic. Seriously.
I have a cute pet sheep.
I know how to have fun and make any day not boring.
I have an excellent collection of monster movies and comic books. To some, that would seem bad, but it just makes me geek chic!
I...am a hero. I fight monsters and the baddies of the paranormal world! So you should always feel safe with me...unless it involves actual physical fighting. I'm not exactly that strong in the upper body area...
I have some great jokes and witty one-liners!!

Did I mention I know magic?

Do you need any other reason? Well, if you do, here's one: I'm Hanna F. Cross, and I'm awesome.

So! Start bidding, I think...

Wow, my head still hurts...note to self: never possess a robot again.

[ooc: Uh...yeah, I was on a camping trip from Friday until today, so forgive me if I'm a little late with this curse. My in game excuse is that Hanna's been unconscious for the last 2 days after fighting the Golden Army.]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it worked, so it was totally worth it.

Really? Well, for the low starting price of 100$, you can purchase one comic geek who will teach you the wonders of Batman!

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as you're alright.

... I'm not sure it would be right for me to bid on someone when I was bid on quite recently myself.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm doing ok...but they won't let me leave the hospital. Ah well.

Really? Is...that bad?

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
They're just making sure you're really up to going back to your apartment.

It's a little troublesome, actually.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know...but its so boring here!!

Well, I'm sorry...

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
They'll let you go when they think it's best.

It's a little disturbing to find out your own worth, or lack of it.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know...just wish it'd be sooner rather than later.

Well, money is only one way of measuring worth, you know.

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't rush them, or they'll make it even longer.

... that's true.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know...I just wanna go home.

So don't let the money values get you down!!

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they'll let you out tonight. Let's hope for that, yes?

I'm not.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope so!!

And good, you shouldn't!

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you need anything while you're still in the hospital?

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll be ok...I got some people coming to visit, so that's enough for me!

You're more than welcome to, if you'd like.

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I plan on visiting the beach tonight, so I'll be sure to stop by.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome!! Tell me how the beach is, I bet it's nice...

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You should go when you feel up to it! It's beautiful.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I really want to at some point, I love the beach!! I like making sandcastles and I really think that if I get lucky, maybe I'll see a mermaid someday!!

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
... mermaid... oh! I've read about those. I haven't seen one out there yet, but in this city? I'm sure it could happen.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd love to meet one!! I bet they have an awesome culture and some great stories...

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid the best I could offer would be dragons.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Dragons?

Dragons!! That's so cool!!

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'll see if I can bring one of my friends with me when I come to see you tonight. The hospital isn't so keen on having miniature dragons inside, though.

(no subject)

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com - 2010-06-07 02:19 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com - 2010-06-07 02:30 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com - 2010-06-07 02:37 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com - 2010-06-07 04:32 (UTC) - Expand