Case 42

[manofgnee]

...Ok, maybe it's because I've been unconscious for the past two days, or maybe one of those golden soldier things hit me on the head or something, or maybe it's a curse, but...

Well, why is everybody bidding on each other? It's...really weird.


I mean, why would you want to try and buy other people when you've got a perfectly good Hanna Cross available here? I mean, listen to these perks!

I'm a fun guy with an excellent fashion sense.
I know magic. Seriously.
I have a cute pet sheep.
I know how to have fun and make any day not boring.
I have an excellent collection of monster movies and comic books. To some, that would seem bad, but it just makes me geek chic!
I...am a hero. I fight monsters and the baddies of the paranormal world! So you should always feel safe with me...unless it involves actual physical fighting. I'm not exactly that strong in the upper body area...
I have some great jokes and witty one-liners!!

Did I mention I know magic?

Do you need any other reason? Well, if you do, here's one: I'm Hanna F. Cross, and I'm awesome.

So! Start bidding, I think...

Wow, my head still hurts...note to self: never possess a robot again.

[ooc: Uh...yeah, I was on a camping trip from Friday until today, so forgive me if I'm a little late with this curse. My in game excuse is that Hanna's been unconscious for the last 2 days after fighting the Golden Army.]

Comments

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

... mermaid... oh! I've read about those. I haven't seen one out there yet, but in this city? I'm sure it could happen.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I'd love to meet one!! I bet they have an awesome culture and some great stories...

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid the best I could offer would be dragons.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Dragons?

Dragons!! That's so cool!!

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

I'll see if I can bring one of my friends with me when I come to see you tonight. The hospital isn't so keen on having miniature dragons inside, though.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

What are they like?

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

They're around an arm length. Very distinct personalities, in mine at least. They're not fire breathers, like most would think...

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Ooh....they sound cute and awesome and cool.

Do they have names?

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

All ten of them have names. I'll see about bringing Beauty tonight. Maybe Lazybones, too.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Awesome!! They sound so cool...

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

I'll have to let you know the next time we go to the beach. I'm sure you'd have fun with them in the water, and they love to play once they realize you're not going to hurt them or me.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Oooh, they can swim? Awesome!!

They sound so cuuuute...

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

They hatched just off of a beach back home. Trust me, they love the water.

Lazy won't care if you call him cute, but Beauty might take offense.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Awesome!! Oooh, I can't wait to meet them, we're gonna have fun!!