Case 93
Okay...whoever thought it would be funny to puppynap my kids? Ha ha ha, hilarious.
Only it's not.
Seriously, when I find out which one of you thought it'd be smart to break into my apartment and kidnap Jareth, Little Sam, Zoe, and Calcifer? Yeah, you give them back. NOW.
Or I swear to god, I will fuck you up so badly, you won't be able to recognize yourself in a mirror.
Oh, and if they're hurt? Just say goodbye to walking or sitting properly for a good long time, because I will find you, and I will make you pay.
[ooc: 12 Labors of Hercules, specifically the capture of Cerberus...or in this case, borrowing four of Hanna's puppies without really asking. I know they're okay, and I know that Jareth is safe with Chris Skelton, and one of the others is off with Curt Wild, also safe and unharmed. The other 2, though, are unaccounted for!]
Only it's not.
Seriously, when I find out which one of you thought it'd be smart to break into my apartment and kidnap Jareth, Little Sam, Zoe, and Calcifer? Yeah, you give them back. NOW.
Or I swear to god, I will fuck you up so badly, you won't be able to recognize yourself in a mirror.
Oh, and if they're hurt? Just say goodbye to walking or sitting properly for a good long time, because I will find you, and I will make you pay.
[ooc: 12 Labors of Hercules, specifically the capture of Cerberus...or in this case, borrowing four of Hanna's puppies without really asking. I know they're okay, and I know that Jareth is safe with Chris Skelton, and one of the others is off with Curt Wild, also safe and unharmed. The other 2, though, are unaccounted for!]