manofgnee: (Hanna loves you!)
Hanna F. Cross ([personal profile] manofgnee) wrote2010-04-10 06:14 pm

Case 13 [Accidental Video]

[The video starts as a result of Hanna knocking into his communicator, the reasons for which become abundantly clear very soon.

Hanna is in complete effect of the curse. His room looks exactly the same as it normally does, but Hanna in full 80's fashion mode, looking suspiciously at home in an oversized pinstripe suit, a skinny pink tie, and checkered Vans sneakers. His hair is slicked back, the gel visible, and his normal glasses have been replaced by a large pair of oversized blue sunglasses. Nothing he's wearing seems to match, and he looks like an idiot. Not just because of his clothes, however. Oh no, what makes Hanna really look like an idiot is what he appears to be doing.

Hanna seems to be spastically flailing, jumping around and waving his arms with no sense of rhythm or reason for any of this. The only indication of what he's doing comes from the boombox on the floor, music pouring out of it.

Hanna's attempting to dance to his favorite band in the world, Queen. Oh, and he's singing. Loudly. And badly.]



BA DUM DUM DUM. Another one bites the dust!
BA DUM DUM DUM. Another one bites the dust! An another one gone and another one gone an another one bites the dust!
Ooh hey, I'm gonna getcha too, another one bites the dust!

God, I love Queen. Freddy Mercury, you will never be not awesome.

[He then resumes his horrible singing and dancing. This goes on for a few minutes, Hanna never seeming to realize that everybody can see this.]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then what do I have to do to stop you from putting this up on the internet or something? Beg?
prodigalvampire: ([happy] teasing)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you can be more creative than that.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...uhh...

I'll do whatever you want! Promise!

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know what else to do! Everything else I can think of involves booze or money or me becoming your slave!
prodigalvampire: ([excited] lets do it)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
I like that last one.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
...I was afraid you'd say that...
prodigalvampire: ([happy] Really Laughing)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Empty night, Hanna. You really can't take a joke.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh. You're kidding. Ok.

...Well, then what DO you want me to do?
prodigalvampire: ([angry] facepalm)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to save it, Hanna.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
...oh.

You had me freaking out for nothing then!!
prodigalvampire: ([Bored] Very bored)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for catching up.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
You are a horrible person, Thomas.

...but it's ok, because you're my friend and I'm slow.
prodigalvampire: (Default)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
And you're an odd duck, Hanna. But, I guess you were cursed at birth.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha ha. You know I'd be boring if I wasn't
prodigalvampire: ([happy] smiling)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's very possible.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Better to be an odd duck and be awesomely interesting than to be a...um...I dunno, a normal platypus. And be boring.

...I swear that made more sense in my head.
prodigalvampire: ([neutral] Reading the Paper)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The platypus is normal and makes no sense.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I told you it made more sense in my head.
prodigalvampire: ([happy] Amusing)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The Platypus is God's great inside joke.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
His way of saying 'screw you' to the basic rules of biology and evolution. And bless Him for it, platypuses are cool.

I just wouldn't wanna be one.
prodigalvampire: (Default)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-04-11 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think anyone wants to lay eggs, Hanna.

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Eugh. No thank you.