manofgnee: (Hanna loves you!)
Hanna F. Cross ([personal profile] manofgnee) wrote2010-04-10 06:14 pm

Case 13 [Accidental Video]

[The video starts as a result of Hanna knocking into his communicator, the reasons for which become abundantly clear very soon.

Hanna is in complete effect of the curse. His room looks exactly the same as it normally does, but Hanna in full 80's fashion mode, looking suspiciously at home in an oversized pinstripe suit, a skinny pink tie, and checkered Vans sneakers. His hair is slicked back, the gel visible, and his normal glasses have been replaced by a large pair of oversized blue sunglasses. Nothing he's wearing seems to match, and he looks like an idiot. Not just because of his clothes, however. Oh no, what makes Hanna really look like an idiot is what he appears to be doing.

Hanna seems to be spastically flailing, jumping around and waving his arms with no sense of rhythm or reason for any of this. The only indication of what he's doing comes from the boombox on the floor, music pouring out of it.

Hanna's attempting to dance to his favorite band in the world, Queen. Oh, and he's singing. Loudly. And badly.]



BA DUM DUM DUM. Another one bites the dust!
BA DUM DUM DUM. Another one bites the dust! An another one gone and another one gone an another one bites the dust!
Ooh hey, I'm gonna getcha too, another one bites the dust!

God, I love Queen. Freddy Mercury, you will never be not awesome.

[He then resumes his horrible singing and dancing. This goes on for a few minutes, Hanna never seeming to realize that everybody can see this.]

[Voice]

[identity profile] thatdeadguy.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know how this thing works.

[Voice]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, you were rushing me!

[Voice]

[identity profile] thatdeadguy.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Don't blame that on me, Red.

[Voice]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
...Ok, I won't. Sorry.

...don't tell anybody you saw that, by the way.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] thatdeadguy.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure. Not like I know anybody.

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[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah! That reminds me! How are you doing settling in?

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[identity profile] thatdeadguy.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Walkin' around mostly. This place is pretty crazy.

[Voice]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have a place to stay yet?

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] thatdeadguy.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's hard for me to think about. I know that sounds weird, but...I don't know what to do. It's been so long...not sure I remember how to do it on my own.

[Voice]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm....well, what sort of stuff did you miss when you weren't solid? We could go and experiment to see what sort of stuff you end up liking...

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, can I still hear? We're friends, right?

[Voice]

[identity profile] thatdeadguy.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Everything, Red. I missed everything. Booze, smokes, broads, all of it.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's normal. If I was dead, I'd miss those too.

Go out! Paint the town red, get totally wasted! You've earned it, I think!

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[identity profile] thatdeadguy.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
You know what, kid? You're right! There's gotta be some dames around willing to by old Mallone a drink.

[Voice]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly!!

So get out there and go get em! I bet they'd love you!

[Voice]

[identity profile] thatdeadguy.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, point me to the slutty broads!

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[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes sir! I think most of them hang out at the clubs after dark.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] thatdeadguy.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a plan.

...hey, Red? Thanks.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
No problem. It's what friends do!

Now go have fun!