[Neil does not get this kind of invitation often. Hope you're prepared for this.]
Okay, so there's this kingdom called Hyrule, right? And it's this totally beautiful, almost Utopia-like place. It was created and is maintained by a trinity of goddesses. They use the principles of Power, Wisdom, and Courage to keep everything in balance. That's called the Triforce. Earthly guardians are entrusted to these forces, but everything kind of get overthrown when an evil king named Ganondorf, the keeper of the Triforce of Power, decides he wants complete control over all three-- so he kidnaps the princess who's the keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. So a young hero named Link-- that's you, in the game, and the keeper of the Triforce of Courage-- has to rescue her and banish Ganondorf to try to restore balance to the kingdom again.
[SO MUCH RESTRAINT went into keeping the description this short.]
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[Neil does not get this kind of invitation often. Hope you're prepared for this.]
Okay, so there's this kingdom called Hyrule, right? And it's this totally beautiful, almost Utopia-like place. It was created and is maintained by a trinity of goddesses. They use the principles of Power, Wisdom, and Courage to keep everything in balance. That's called the Triforce. Earthly guardians are entrusted to these forces, but everything kind of get overthrown when an evil king named Ganondorf, the keeper of the Triforce of Power, decides he wants complete control over all three-- so he kidnaps the princess who's the keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. So a young hero named Link-- that's you, in the game, and the keeper of the Triforce of Courage-- has to rescue her and banish Ganondorf to try to restore balance to the kingdom again.
[SO MUCH RESTRAINT went into keeping the description this short.]