Case 187

[manofgnee]

You know, it's sort of nice, seeing all the happy married couples on the network today.

I know it's a curse, or maybe it's not, sometimes it's hard to tell with these things, but...either way, be happy and enjoy it!

As for me, I'm off to go have a beer. Or maybe several. Depends on if its good beer.

Comments

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Err...They sort of all are.

Except for Worth. But he's my doctor, and he's also a big friggen grumpus. Oh, and Lamont is normal too...well, he's skeezy, but he's that nice kind of skeezy. I like em both, but they're realy nutjobs.

Apart from them, though, yeah, everybody I'm close with is not exactly human.

[Shrug.]

Also, I have totally met vampires who act just like that look you're pulling off right now.

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

[Neil is taking mental notes, trying to absorb all of this. Also Hanna is winning ALL THE COOL POINTS for this.]

That is awesome.Nothing that cool ever happened to me, man. What else have you seen? Werewolves? Centaurs? Zombies? Kitsune? Faeries?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Aw, it's not that cool...

Werewolves? Yes, that's Toni, she's really cool. Centaurs, no, but I've heard about them. Kitsune, not personally, but I know a guy...they're really only native to Japan. I helped relocate some faeries once...or maybe that was pixies. They look similar.

And zombies? Dude. My best friend in the whole world is a zombie!! And those brain eating stereotypes are just hurtful.

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

How can you say it's not that cool and then say all of that? Dude, your life is, like, epic!

Oh man, I hate stereotypes. People usually have things wrong-- of course zombies only eat brains if they're being controlled to do so. And not all zombies are even under anyone's control, since that's not the only way to be reanimated.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

It's just sort of...normal for me. And my life is far from epic. Trust me.

Yeah! I don't really know much about zombies beyond the stereotypes, sadly. Gallahad's the first I've ever met, and he's got amnesia, so...but I guess that doesn't matter. He's still my best friend, and he's a surprisingly good cook.

[illgrowoutofit.livejournal.com]

[Smiling and slow-nodding, yeahhhh.]

Wiiiiicked.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I know!