Case 199

[manofgnee]

[Failed Filter to Dulcie- Visible to all]

Okay, so...uh. Must not freak out again. MUST not freak out again.

What the hell are we supposed to do now? This is...well, freaky. To say the least.

So, okay. I guess you're me. And I'm you, and trying not to freak out again. Do you have Nathan over EVERY night?

...Also, you can see the future? Is there any way to turn that off? It's starting to give me a headache.

Oh god. Oh, god, freaking out again.

Comments

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

How did you freak out the first time?




Yeah, that... doesn't go away. Just... try to ignore it, okay?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Lots of screaming, throwing things, but don't worry, I didn't break anything. Yet.

I'll try...why didn't you tell anybody about this?

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Would you tell people that you can see how they die?

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Good point.

Sorry...

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Just... try not to let people know how it works. And never EVER tell anyone anything you see, okay? After a while you'll learn to just see past it. It's alike another sense. A really, really annoying one.

Also, I'm not going to tell you not to try flying, but uh... do it over a body of water?

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Gotcha, and gotcha. I won't tell anybody, I promise.

...That is good advice. I'll have to listen it. I mean, the flying is very tempting...

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

It's kind of like walking but upwards. You'll probably pick it up pretty easily.

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Oh, when you put it like that...

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Please don't break anything.

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Do I ever intentionally break anything?

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Fair point...

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, you might wanna watch out for extreme clumsiness. My body is really uncoordinated.

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind.





And Hanna. I meant what I said earlier. Why haven't you been to anyone?

[designedtoparty]

Of course not. Have you seen her kitchen?

It's almost like she wants people to go hungry.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

She did have a distinct lack of food there, it's true...

...also, I'm sorry I threw things at you. I was freaking out.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah. I noticed.

You know, it probably would've been easier if you'd just told me you weren't Dulcie. We could've avoided a lot of misunderstandings.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I am sorry. I was completely freaking out, I had no idea what was going on...

At least you're not gonna be mad at Dulcie for pelting you with stuff.

[designedtoparty]

No. Now I get to be mad at you for pelting me with stuff.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...I think I hate you.

[Grumble grumble.]

[designedtoparty]

You attacked me. If anything, I should be hating you.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I was panicking! I suddenly woke up, as a woman, in a strange bed with a man, I think I deserve a little leeway!

[designedtoparty]

I'm not getting a shag all weekend. There goes your leeway.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Well, boo hoo to you. The only time I've ever gotten shagged was over a year ago, and that was because of a curse! So it doesn't really count!

So technically, I haven't gotten shagged. Ever.

[designedtoparty]

Wow. So, technically you're a virgin?

That's really kind of pathetic.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am well aware of that.