Case 199

Aug. 6th, 2011 11:20 am
manofgnee: (xDulcie- Incoming BAMF)
[personal profile] manofgnee
[Failed Filter to Dulcie- Visible to all]

Okay, so...uh. Must not freak out again. MUST not freak out again.

What the hell are we supposed to do now? This is...well, freaky. To say the least.

So, okay. I guess you're me. And I'm you, and trying not to freak out again. Do you have Nathan over EVERY night?

...Also, you can see the future? Is there any way to turn that off? It's starting to give me a headache.

Oh god. Oh, god, freaking out again.

Date: 2011-08-06 11:57 pm (UTC)
designedtoparty: (disbelieving laugh)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
It's hilarious.

[Never mind his numerous male encounters. He's just going to forget about those for now.]

Date: 2011-08-07 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com
It's not! And it with was with my best friend too, we were awkward for weeks!
Edited Date: 2011-08-07 12:01 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-08-07 12:10 am (UTC)
designedtoparty: (pssshhhh whatevs)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
That's stupid. I made out with my best friend once and tried to get him out of his trousers. He's socially retarded and he still managed not to act all awkward over it.

Date: 2011-08-07 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com
My best friend is a ZOMBIE.

Date: 2011-08-07 12:15 am (UTC)
designedtoparty: ({smoke} worst shag ever)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
Ohhhhhhhh. [You've got him there.]

Yeah. That's pretty awkward.

Date: 2011-08-07 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com
YEAH.

Now I don't want to talk about this. He and I couldn't look at each other straight for a week.

Date: 2011-08-07 12:28 am (UTC)
designedtoparty: (slouchy look)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
[For once, Nathan actually feels awkward. He goes quiet, deliberating. To tell, or not to tell...

Fuck it. He shrugs.]
I had sex with an 82 year old woman once. Or twice, technically. That's... nearly as bad. I mean, they'd both be pretty decrepit.

Date: 2011-08-07 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com
She's not technically dead. Or amnesia ridden.

...But yeah, that's not good either.

Date: 2011-08-07 12:33 am (UTC)
designedtoparty: (wait what)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
Well, she wasn't at the time.

But, yeah. I can't really say I've ever been into necrophilia.

Date: 2011-08-07 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com
I'm not either. It was a curse. And he's my best friend...so that just made it even weirder...

...do zombies actually count? They're sort of a literal grey area, I thought. OH god, why am I thinking about this...

Date: 2011-08-07 12:42 am (UTC)
designedtoparty: (checking out your cock)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
I don't know. I guess they count. Dead's dead, right?

Are they actually grey? Hey. Can they even get it up? I didn't think they had any bloodflow.

Date: 2011-08-07 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com
Well, Octavius was actually green, and no, no bloodflow, but...uh...

...yeah, he could get it up. I don't know how.

Date: 2011-08-07 09:40 pm (UTC)
designedtoparty: ({smoke} that ain't normal)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
Huh. That's weird.

Are you sure you're not making this up?

Date: 2011-08-07 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com
Swear to you, I'm not.

Date: 2011-08-07 11:43 pm (UTC)
designedtoparty: (disbelieving)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
Hey, I don't care if you are. It's just kind of a shitty way to start out your sex life.

Date: 2011-08-08 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com
You're telling me. It awkwarded up our friendship for weeks...

Date: 2011-08-08 09:35 pm (UTC)
designedtoparty: (lol okay)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
Did anything drop off? That would've been pretty hilarious.

Date: 2011-08-09 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manofgnee.livejournal.com
OH, GOD, I have no idea...

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