Hanna F. Cross

[PRIVATE TO NEIL NORDEGRAF//PROBABLY HACKABLE IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH]

So...uh...

[Wow this is awkward.]

...so...we should maybe probably talk about this weekend, huh...

Oh, it is SO good to be me again. I missed you, body. I will never take you for granted again...

Not that it wasn't interesting being you, Dulcie...it was different. I promise, your apartment is exactly as it was when you were last you.

Err...I hope you like the bras that Dawn picked out...that was all her, I'm crap at that stuff.


...also, I can't get the eye makeup off...

...Man, I was sort of a jerk on Saturday. I didn't realize being a hard boiled detective made you act like a jerk to everybody, even your friends.

I didn't even get to solve any cool mysteries either...what a ripoff! And the worst part? I don't look nearly as good as Eduardo does in a fedora. He looks boss in one.

Ah well.

Another wacky weekend over...and I am bored. I wanna go exploring somewhere. Dunno where, but since I haven't gotten any cases yet, I might as well go make my own trouble, right?

Who wants in with me?

...Well, Worth and Conrad are gone again.

You know, it's weird. I miss em when they're gone, but when they're here, all they ever do is argue...and also Worth insults everybody. But, to be fair, that's what they do regardless of where they are.

But, anyway, that stuff they do...it should be really annoying, but it's not. It's just so familiar that when they were here, we fell back into our old routines from home. It was only for two days, but still.

I miss em already. Hope they come back soon...and that they bring Arbarioun with them.

But you know what else they made me realize?

I have really been slacking off with my investigating business! I got so used to being surrounded with the paranormal that I just...forgot that 'oh, hey, I should be investigating and helping people'! Stupid Hanna.


So! I'm going to go make business cards! I had some at home, and, believe it or not, they actually worked!! And hopefully then, I'll be back on track.
Should probably do some magic practice too. Yeah...I'm probably really rusty now.

...this place has really weird curses. Cat macros? Seriously?

...I fricken love cat macros, and I wasn't affected. Of course.

Ah well.

Euphie...? I know we're gonna be getting together for Valentine's Day, and...well, would you like to go the Valentine's Day dance? I mean, I'm not exactly a good dancer, but...well, it sounds fun...?

I mean, if it sounds too fancy or over the top, we can do something else...

[FILTERED AWAY FROM EUPHIE//UNHACKABLE]

...I have no idea what to get Euphie for Valentine's Day, and I'm starting to panic. I mean, I know she doesn't like big expensive things but I need to get her something really special and unique...

...and also, I need some help trying to bake chocolate cake. Since, you know, the last time I tried to cook something, the oven came to life and took its revenge. Granted, that was curse aided but it was still pretty pissed.

Holy crap, I'm celebrating Valentine's Day with somebody.

Man, I really don't like those weekend curses...especially when they're random and last all weekend. I think I hate my shadow now, very, very much.

Anyway, everybody else back to normal? Sam, you're human again, Dean, your car is okay? Euphie? Cuz the only good thing about curses is that don't last...

And now, I'm gonna try to catch up on lost sleep...my shadow didn't stop talking until it got to be late at night, and then of course I'm still recovering from being sick...is anybody else still sick, by the way?

I have some excellent news. As of today, officially, I no longer have a broken foot. I am out of the cast and off of the crutches!! Good as new!

[Showing off, he turns on his camera and wiggles his newly healed foot, grinning and waving.]

Ta daaah!! No more crutches, I am officially back in business, woo!!

[He laughs a bit, grinning some more.]

I tell ya, its a real drag on the whole 'investigating' thing, going around on a crutch. Makes it really easy for people to catch you or hear you coming...ah well, all in the past.

I feel like celebrating, for some reason.

[PRIVATE TO MOUSE//UNHACKABLE]

Hey, Mouse, I was wondering. I'm all in a celebrating mood today since I'm off the crutch, and I wanted to know if you wanted to come over and hang out? I've gotten some decorating done so far...

...buuut I don't have a tree yet. Wanna come with me to get a really good one? We can start decorating it after we get one too...

I just wanna make sure you're okay...The curse two days ago...I got really worried, man. I feel like going and doing mindless fun...it's the least I can do, since I couldn't help you more...

Ahhh, Christmas carols...I tell ya, they're great, they really.

I mean, I don't even mind listening to them for a whole day on end, they're just really great!!


....however, I do mind listening to that Avin and the Chipmunks song about 9 times in a row or so. THAT. That right there is irritating. City, if you're going to force people to listen to music, at least keep it diverse and play some classic stuff?

...Anyway. Christmas!! I love this holiday...But I haven't really done a whole lot for it in a while. So maybe I'm out of the loop...ah well.

Who wants to come over and help me get the apartment ready for Christmas? Sam, Euphie, I won't take no for an answer, since I've got sodaaaa~!


...and whoever decorated the rest of apartment building 12? You are brilliant. That is all.

Hey. Deities. I got a bone to pick with you, and I don't care if you're all high and mighty or whatever, you are going to let me say what I need to say, and you are going to listen.

And this is what I have to say:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

A BLOOD DRIVE? You...you had all those people killed so you could take their blood? You know, if you just asked, I'm sure people would have willingly donated blood, blood drives aren't really an uncommon thing. You didn't have to kill those people.

And no, I don't care if you can bring somebody back to live with a snap of your fingers. You have no right to play with people's lives like that. Do you have any IDEA how many people were upset and scared because their friends were trapped on that train? Or how many people you affect when you decide 'hey, I know, let's kill somebody for their FUCKING BLOOD.'

Somebody once said that with great power comes great responsibility. You are using your power to play games with peoples lives, and THAT is something that is not cool. So I'm calling you out. Fuck you deities.

No, wait. You shouldn't even be called that. How about assholes with power and god complexes? Seems a lot more accurate to me.

There. I've said my bit. I doubt you'll change or listen, but it's been said.

...Aaargh, this place is starting to get to me...

...I am very, very glad that curse is over. I don't...augh. I don't even know what to think.

I just hope that things can get back to normal here...and that people realize that, when cursed, they weren't themselves. So they should try to forgive themselves.

...Man, how do I segway out of that?

Oh! I got my costume done for Halloween! It...sort of looks terrible, since I made it myself and I've got zero skills in sewing...but hey, I got the Batman mask okay, and that's really the most important part.

I really do like Halloween...it's just a fun, carefree holiday. And...well, I think it's the sort of thing we really need here right now. Especially after last well.

[PRIVATE TO SAM//UNHACKABLE]

...Dude. Are you completely, totally, 100% back to normal now? These last few curses have...well, been bad. And I really did get worried about you...

So...let me know if you're good. Because I wasn't kidding when I said we should go out and do nothing together, since we both made it through another week of insanity. I got soda...~

Aaand...I have to ask you about something that the jerk that's mooching in your brain said during the nightmare curse. But I'd rather do it in person, you know?