Case 199

[manofgnee]

[Failed Filter to Dulcie- Visible to all]

Okay, so...uh. Must not freak out again. MUST not freak out again.

What the hell are we supposed to do now? This is...well, freaky. To say the least.

So, okay. I guess you're me. And I'm you, and trying not to freak out again. Do you have Nathan over EVERY night?

...Also, you can see the future? Is there any way to turn that off? It's starting to give me a headache.

Oh god. Oh, god, freaking out again.

Comments

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

She did have a distinct lack of food there, it's true...

...also, I'm sorry I threw things at you. I was freaking out.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah. I noticed.

You know, it probably would've been easier if you'd just told me you weren't Dulcie. We could've avoided a lot of misunderstandings.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I am sorry. I was completely freaking out, I had no idea what was going on...

At least you're not gonna be mad at Dulcie for pelting you with stuff.

[designedtoparty]

No. Now I get to be mad at you for pelting me with stuff.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...I think I hate you.

[Grumble grumble.]

[designedtoparty]

You attacked me. If anything, I should be hating you.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I was panicking! I suddenly woke up, as a woman, in a strange bed with a man, I think I deserve a little leeway!

[designedtoparty]

I'm not getting a shag all weekend. There goes your leeway.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Well, boo hoo to you. The only time I've ever gotten shagged was over a year ago, and that was because of a curse! So it doesn't really count!

So technically, I haven't gotten shagged. Ever.

[designedtoparty]

Wow. So, technically you're a virgin?

That's really kind of pathetic.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am well aware of that.

[designedtoparty]

Why don't you count the first one? I always count curse sex.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...it was with a guy.

[designedtoparty]

[Sorry, Hanna. He's totally laughing.]

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

It's not funny!!

[designedtoparty]

It's hilarious.

[Never mind his numerous male encounters. He's just going to forget about those for now.]

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

It's not! And it with was with my best friend too, we were awkward for weeks!

[designedtoparty]

That's stupid. I made out with my best friend once and tried to get him out of his trousers. He's socially retarded and he still managed not to act all awkward over it.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

My best friend is a ZOMBIE.

[designedtoparty]

Ohhhhhhhh. [You've got him there.]

Yeah. That's pretty awkward.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

YEAH.

Now I don't want to talk about this. He and I couldn't look at each other straight for a week.

[designedtoparty]

[For once, Nathan actually feels awkward. He goes quiet, deliberating. To tell, or not to tell...

Fuck it. He shrugs.] I had sex with an 82 year old woman once. Or twice, technically. That's... nearly as bad. I mean, they'd both be pretty decrepit.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

She's not technically dead. Or amnesia ridden.

...But yeah, that's not good either.

[designedtoparty]

Well, she wasn't at the time.

But, yeah. I can't really say I've ever been into necrophilia.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I'm not either. It was a curse. And he's my best friend...so that just made it even weirder...

...do zombies actually count? They're sort of a literal grey area, I thought. OH god, why am I thinking about this...