Case 199

[manofgnee]

[Failed Filter to Dulcie- Visible to all]

Okay, so...uh. Must not freak out again. MUST not freak out again.

What the hell are we supposed to do now? This is...well, freaky. To say the least.

So, okay. I guess you're me. And I'm you, and trying not to freak out again. Do you have Nathan over EVERY night?

...Also, you can see the future? Is there any way to turn that off? It's starting to give me a headache.

Oh god. Oh, god, freaking out again.

Comments

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am well aware of that.

[designedtoparty]

Why don't you count the first one? I always count curse sex.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...it was with a guy.

[designedtoparty]

[Sorry, Hanna. He's totally laughing.]

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

It's not funny!!

[designedtoparty]

It's hilarious.

[Never mind his numerous male encounters. He's just going to forget about those for now.]

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

It's not! And it with was with my best friend too, we were awkward for weeks!

[designedtoparty]

That's stupid. I made out with my best friend once and tried to get him out of his trousers. He's socially retarded and he still managed not to act all awkward over it.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

My best friend is a ZOMBIE.

[designedtoparty]

Ohhhhhhhh. [You've got him there.]

Yeah. That's pretty awkward.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

YEAH.

Now I don't want to talk about this. He and I couldn't look at each other straight for a week.

[designedtoparty]

[For once, Nathan actually feels awkward. He goes quiet, deliberating. To tell, or not to tell...

Fuck it. He shrugs.] I had sex with an 82 year old woman once. Or twice, technically. That's... nearly as bad. I mean, they'd both be pretty decrepit.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

She's not technically dead. Or amnesia ridden.

...But yeah, that's not good either.

[designedtoparty]

Well, she wasn't at the time.

But, yeah. I can't really say I've ever been into necrophilia.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I'm not either. It was a curse. And he's my best friend...so that just made it even weirder...

...do zombies actually count? They're sort of a literal grey area, I thought. OH god, why am I thinking about this...

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. I guess they count. Dead's dead, right?

Are they actually grey? Hey. Can they even get it up? I didn't think they had any bloodflow.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Well, Octavius was actually green, and no, no bloodflow, but...uh...

...yeah, he could get it up. I don't know how.

[designedtoparty]

Huh. That's weird.

Are you sure you're not making this up?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Swear to you, I'm not.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, I don't care if you are. It's just kind of a shitty way to start out your sex life.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. It awkwarded up our friendship for weeks...

[designedtoparty]

Did anything drop off? That would've been pretty hilarious.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

OH, GOD, I have no idea...