manofgnee | Case 169

Okay, so, that was sort of a weird weekend. I think I'm deadly afraid of bears now...

But that's not important! What IS important is the fact that I got my business cards all made! They're not the fanciest things in the world, but they have my address and all my contact info on them, as well as a brief job description about what do in the wold of paranormal investigating.

However, that part is sort of in really tiny print, so people might not be able to read that. That's what I Get for trying to squeeze too much on one card. Ah well!

I've got a nice bunch of them at the flower shop, and I'm gonna scatter a bunch around the City. And also maybe the Underground.

It worked back home, so hey, it could work here!!

[PRIVATE TO EUPHIE//UNHACKABLE]

Hey, Euph!

I know we haven't really hung out since the visitor's curse...but, well, I figured since Suzaku just got here, you'd wanna spend some time with him, since he's new and has to get settled, and you two were really close back in your world...

But I was wondering, if you were free to do something sometime soon?

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Yeah, it's dangerous with the crazy ones. But they're usually crazy cuz they had violent deaths or were murdered or something. I haven't done enough with ghosts to pin it down.

Finally, somebody who knows why I do it even if it is dangerous! I like helping people. Heck, I like helping the supernatural when it needs help! Being a paranormal investigator goes both ways, don'cha know.

That could be some interesting research! I'm good at research. If you ever need a wacky and yet occasionally charming sidekick with nice hair, let me know.

Well, my stoic and dry witted zombie sidekick is sadly not here, and since I sort of suck at this when I go in alone...yes, I would enjoy having a wacky yet charming sidekick with nice hair!!

Oh, stoic and dry-wit isn't my style. You might grow tired of my rambling but I'm really interested in learning about ghosts. That's an area I haven't had a lot of experience with so now I'm all curious and you know what they say about curiosity -- makes for good fill-in sidekicks.

That's okay! I've only had a few run-ins with them, but they fall under the paranormal umbrella!!

You and me, we'll be a great dynamic duo! And then if Clyoster ever shows up, then we can be an awesome trio!!

And I have a lot of knowledge about demons so maybe I can even help. Ghosts can't always be so different -- maybe.

You and I can be all rambly and then Clyoster can sum up everything we say into one, concise, handful of words and wit.

Together, we'll be an unstoppable team!!

Hee, that's exactly what he does!! Dude, if he ever shows up, you two are gonna hit it off so well!!

Evil of the world, beware! That could be our motto, or one of them. Okay, maybe it's just a motto in my head that Buffy Bot used to say.

Your sister had a robot?

Oh, yeah. Funny story. She started out as a sex -- okay maybe not so funny.

[BRB LAUGHING.]

Oh thank goodness it's funny, cause -- I think it's kind of hilarious how the Buffy Bot came about. Squicky but hilarious.

Dude, you gotta tell. You can't just leave me hanging like that!!

Okay so Spike had this crush on Buffy but Buffy kind of thought he was gross. So he had this crazy engineer build a life-sized replica of Buffy so he could use her as a sex doll. It worked for awhile until Xander and Anya ran into Buffy Bot who talked about Spike sex and his abs. So they staged an intervention with actual Buffy and then the cat was out of the bag in an ew kind of way. But then eventually, hilarious.

...ffft, oh my god, that is ridiculous.

I know! Creepy but ridiculous -- which is really the story of my life.

I know the feeling!

Case 169

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