Case 87

Aug. 28th, 2010 11:10 pm
manofgnee: (-After much deliberation!-)
Sam! Sam, I need to ask you something about tonight!!

I'm getting soda for after dinner awesome party time, and I know you like Jones, but I don't know what exact flavor...or what chips go with said unknown flavor.

...or salsas. And movies, what movies don't suck right now? I think I managed to damage all my DVDs...yeah, I think the puppies got their claws on them. That's probably my fault, though, I left them all over the place, since I suck at cleaning...

Oh, but I did clean up the place! I figured it was probably time...it's been a while since Wilson left, he probably wouldn't like the mess anyway, and I think school made me think a lot.

Hey, I actually learned something, a...and wow, sorry, went off on a bit of a crazy tangent.

But long story short, I promised oodles of fun, and I do wanna make that happen. However, I'm not exactly sure on specifics, so...just tell me exactly what'll make you happy and I shall deliver!

...also, the kids might try to bite your ankles. They've been doing that a lot lately.

Also also, we're gonna have to go out for food for sure. See, I had this idea to maybe make you feel less guilty since it's always on me, so I tried to make food...

...Buuut I sort of broke the oven...and there's this really weird purple goo coating the inside of it now, and I don't even know what that is, since I wasn't cooking anything purple...somaybelateryoucanhelpmefixmyoven?
Dean can come to for that, since I have the funny feeling I'm gonna make that a whole lot worse...

...least it's not glowing purple ooze...man, I miss Wilson's cooking...

[PRIVATE TO ROXAS//UNHACKABLE]

Hey, Roxas, can you maybe come over tomorrow? I've got something I wanna give you, but it's a surprise.

Case 2

Mar. 23rd, 2010 08:19 am
manofgnee: (Mister Know-it-All)
Ah eh heh…well…

First off, thanks to everybody who gave me a hand yesterday. I really do appreciate it! 's nice to feel welcome in a new city, which brings me to my next point!
I suppose since I’m not gonna be leaving for a while, I may as well get the introductions over with, right? Ok, here we go.

I…am Hanna.
The amazing, the fantastic, the single, the one and only.

And I investigate the paranormal. It’s really a fun job, if you don’t mind bizarre life threatening situations, freaky monsters, and the like.
And I thought to myself, Hanna, you’re a smart, resourceful, and handsome young individual. So you’re stuck in a weird city that seems to tick for some reason. You can investigate the paranormal here! There’s probably a lot of it!

So, I am officially announcing the grand opening of my new, home away from home paranormal investigation business!!

Got a wanted vampire living in your apartment?
Being stalked by a werewolf?

Who ya gonna call?

HANNA CROSS! That’s me.

Right now, I’m living in a box in an alley near a fountain, which is actually more comfortable than you’d expect a box to be, and if you have a case for me, I accept payment in food.


Also, has anybody happened to see a zombie around here? He’s got these two little funny winglet hair tufts, has this nifty fedora, and answers to whatever name you can think of but he really likes Gallahad?

Well, if you see him, tell him I’m looking for him. And that I miss him and stuff...

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