Case 42

[manofgnee]

...Ok, maybe it's because I've been unconscious for the past two days, or maybe one of those golden soldier things hit me on the head or something, or maybe it's a curse, but...

Well, why is everybody bidding on each other? It's...really weird.


I mean, why would you want to try and buy other people when you've got a perfectly good Hanna Cross available here? I mean, listen to these perks!

I'm a fun guy with an excellent fashion sense.
I know magic. Seriously.
I have a cute pet sheep.
I know how to have fun and make any day not boring.
I have an excellent collection of monster movies and comic books. To some, that would seem bad, but it just makes me geek chic!
I...am a hero. I fight monsters and the baddies of the paranormal world! So you should always feel safe with me...unless it involves actual physical fighting. I'm not exactly that strong in the upper body area...
I have some great jokes and witty one-liners!!

Did I mention I know magic?

Do you need any other reason? Well, if you do, here's one: I'm Hanna F. Cross, and I'm awesome.

So! Start bidding, I think...

Wow, my head still hurts...note to self: never possess a robot again.

[ooc: Uh...yeah, I was on a camping trip from Friday until today, so forgive me if I'm a little late with this curse. My in game excuse is that Hanna's been unconscious for the last 2 days after fighting the Golden Army.]

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/Its Hanna. He lives in a hovel.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah...wow, I've been out of it longer than I thought.