Case 42

[manofgnee]

...Ok, maybe it's because I've been unconscious for the past two days, or maybe one of those golden soldier things hit me on the head or something, or maybe it's a curse, but...

Well, why is everybody bidding on each other? It's...really weird.


I mean, why would you want to try and buy other people when you've got a perfectly good Hanna Cross available here? I mean, listen to these perks!

I'm a fun guy with an excellent fashion sense.
I know magic. Seriously.
I have a cute pet sheep.
I know how to have fun and make any day not boring.
I have an excellent collection of monster movies and comic books. To some, that would seem bad, but it just makes me geek chic!
I...am a hero. I fight monsters and the baddies of the paranormal world! So you should always feel safe with me...unless it involves actual physical fighting. I'm not exactly that strong in the upper body area...
I have some great jokes and witty one-liners!!

Did I mention I know magic?

Do you need any other reason? Well, if you do, here's one: I'm Hanna F. Cross, and I'm awesome.

So! Start bidding, I think...

Wow, my head still hurts...note to self: never possess a robot again.

[ooc: Uh...yeah, I was on a camping trip from Friday until today, so forgive me if I'm a little late with this curse. My in game excuse is that Hanna's been unconscious for the last 2 days after fighting the Golden Army.]

Comments

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

Two days? Are you alright?

... comic books?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Well, I fought a bunch of gold robot soldiers, and I did this spell to possess one of them...and it worked!! But it took a lot out of me.

Yeah, comics!! Comics are cool. Like Batman. Batman is cool.

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

It must have, if it took you two days to recover from it.

We don't have any Batmans or comic books where I come from.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it worked, so it was totally worth it.

Really? Well, for the low starting price of 100$, you can purchase one comic geek who will teach you the wonders of Batman!

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

As long as you're alright.

... I'm not sure it would be right for me to bid on someone when I was bid on quite recently myself.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I'm doing ok...but they won't let me leave the hospital. Ah well.

Really? Is...that bad?

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

They're just making sure you're really up to going back to your apartment.

It's a little troublesome, actually.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I know, I know...but its so boring here!!

Well, I'm sorry...

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

They'll let you go when they think it's best.

It's a little disturbing to find out your own worth, or lack of it.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I know, I know...just wish it'd be sooner rather than later.

Well, money is only one way of measuring worth, you know.

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

You can't rush them, or they'll make it even longer.

... that's true.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I know, I know...I just wanna go home.

So don't let the money values get you down!!

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

Maybe they'll let you out tonight. Let's hope for that, yes?

I'm not.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I hope so!!

And good, you shouldn't!

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

Do you need anything while you're still in the hospital?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I think I'll be ok...I got some people coming to visit, so that's enough for me!

You're more than welcome to, if you'd like.

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

I plan on visiting the beach tonight, so I'll be sure to stop by.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Awesome!! Tell me how the beach is, I bet it's nice...

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

Haven't you been there?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...No...not yet...

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

You should go when you feel up to it! It's beautiful.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I really want to at some point, I love the beach!! I like making sandcastles and I really think that if I get lucky, maybe I'll see a mermaid someday!!

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

... mermaid... oh! I've read about those. I haven't seen one out there yet, but in this city? I'm sure it could happen.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I'd love to meet one!! I bet they have an awesome culture and some great stories...

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid the best I could offer would be dragons.