Case 42

[manofgnee]

...Ok, maybe it's because I've been unconscious for the past two days, or maybe one of those golden soldier things hit me on the head or something, or maybe it's a curse, but...

Well, why is everybody bidding on each other? It's...really weird.


I mean, why would you want to try and buy other people when you've got a perfectly good Hanna Cross available here? I mean, listen to these perks!

I'm a fun guy with an excellent fashion sense.
I know magic. Seriously.
I have a cute pet sheep.
I know how to have fun and make any day not boring.
I have an excellent collection of monster movies and comic books. To some, that would seem bad, but it just makes me geek chic!
I...am a hero. I fight monsters and the baddies of the paranormal world! So you should always feel safe with me...unless it involves actual physical fighting. I'm not exactly that strong in the upper body area...
I have some great jokes and witty one-liners!!

Did I mention I know magic?

Do you need any other reason? Well, if you do, here's one: I'm Hanna F. Cross, and I'm awesome.

So! Start bidding, I think...

Wow, my head still hurts...note to self: never possess a robot again.

[ooc: Uh...yeah, I was on a camping trip from Friday until today, so forgive me if I'm a little late with this curse. My in game excuse is that Hanna's been unconscious for the last 2 days after fighting the Golden Army.]

Comments

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Oh. You really think so? Well, you should meet see my co-workers names, then. All of us have an x.

[Voice]

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Wow, over a year...jeez, that's impressiv!!

Really? Cool! I think x is an under used and under appreciated letter.

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's pretty great.

That's kinda a weird reaction. Why d'you like x so much?

Re: [Voice]

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

It's not just X. It's any underused and underappreciated letter! Like q or y.

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Oh. You're pretty weird, aren't you?

[Voice]

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yep!!

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

So, why're you in the hospital? What happened?

[Voice]

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Well, a bunch of golden robots attacked the City a few days ago, and I possessed one of them to try and stop them...well, nothing else was working, so it made sense, ok?

Cept it was reaaaally exhausting and I guess I wasn't in good shape when I did it, so I sort of passed out or something when the robot got destroyed. I can't remember, it's sort of fuzzy.

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[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I remember those. I just ig- Wait, you possessed one? I thought you said you had some sort of thing with runes!

>:D WOO!

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I did! I do! I used runes to do a temporary soul transfer, allowing me to possess the robot!

I didn't think it would work, either, but hey, it did!

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Is that something you can usually do?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I...don't know. Never tried it before!

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Huh. Maybe I should see you use those things sometime, then.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yeah! You totally should, but I can only do simple stuff right now since I totally shot my body after the whole robot thing.

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, I guess whenever you're better, then.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

As soon as they let me out of this stupid place. Promise.

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Cool!

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

But! But you gotta show me some of your magic stuff, ok?

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Hey, no problem. I was plannin' on it.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Sweet.