Case 43

[manofgnee]

So, wait, the City thinks its ok to give us homework now? First, you basically kidnap us, and then you enjoy tormenting us on a regular basis...and now you give us freakin homework?

Seriously?

I...er...wow. That's all. Wow. I mean, yeah, the curse token thing sound sort of cool and kind of makes this whole nonsense of homework worth it, but...I am skeptical. See this, deities? This is skepticism. How do I know this isn't some sort of weird trick to do something? Huh?


...ah well. I guess the only real way to find out is to actually...do homework. My god, I haven't said that in a long time, and I thought I'd never have to say it again. Man, this place is weird.


Uh...I sort of have no idea what equivalence is, though. It sounds...sciency. Or mathy. And I can't really get to the library to find out whether or not its sciencty or mathy or something else entirely...since...well, hospital. Man this place is boring. Can I go home yet? It smells like iodine here and there's no tv and even though Jacques brings pancakes all the time, which is awesome, I still have to eat the icky hospital food...I miss my bed and my friends and my sheep.

Wait, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, homework. I think I need help with my homework. Again, a phrase I never thought I'd say again.

Comments

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

All hospitals are boring. Don't you know?

It's a controlled environment.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

But can't we at least get tv? Or better food?

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

You have your Network device.

Better food? That might be possible.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that doesn't have Godzilla...or Adam West as Batman.

Really? No strings attached really?

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Tall order, that one. Isn't it strange how Godzilla started out as a monster set on destroying Japan and then eventually became its defender against other monsters? It's almost as thought there's only one monstrous defender allowed per country.

It involves talking to the nurses and the kitchen staff. No strings, but no promises either.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Godzilla is all like 'Only I may destroy Japan!! Get your own country to mack on, other less awesome monsters!!'


Seriously? Awesome!!

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Something like that. It's a rather interesting idea, if one expands on it.

Remember: no strings, but no promises.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...Well, I guess you deities aren't all bad, anyway. You at least get Godzilla and that stuff.

Still, thanks for even trying.

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

What is this strange feeling? Why, I do believe it's appreciation. It's been so long since I last felt that warmth in my old bones.

Astonishing.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I mean, the curses aren't always good...but it's not too awful here. And...well, I guess you guys sort of have a hard job to do.

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

You're too kind.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I mean, I don't always like a lot of things you guys do...but it is a tough job. I guess I shouldn't be so critical...

...so...I'm sorry, I guess.

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

You're a good kid.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Heh. Thanks.