Case 93

[manofgnee]

Okay...whoever thought it would be funny to puppynap my kids? Ha ha ha, hilarious.

Only it's not.


Seriously, when I find out which one of you thought it'd be smart to break into my apartment and kidnap Jareth, Little Sam, Zoe, and Calcifer? Yeah, you give them back. NOW.

Or I swear to god, I will fuck you up so badly, you won't be able to recognize yourself in a mirror.


Oh, and if they're hurt? Just say goodbye to walking or sitting properly for a good long time, because I will find you, and I will make you pay.

[ooc: 12 Labors of Hercules, specifically the capture of Cerberus...or in this case, borrowing four of Hanna's puppies without really asking. I know they're okay, and I know that Jareth is safe with Chris Skelton, and one of the others is off with Curt Wild, also safe and unharmed. The other 2, though, are unaccounted for!]

Comments

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...Chris...

If you'd just asked, I wouldn't be so upset! They're little...

...wait, him. You've only got one? Wait, then where are the others?

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Had t'do it this way, dunno.... An' I didn't know there was more'n one... Don't make sense, that. How many guard dogs d'you need?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

They're not guard dogs, they're puppies!! And there's fifteen of them! Only except now there's only eleven at home since you and some other people decided it would be a good idea to go and kidnap them!

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

...what've you got puppies guardin' the gates of Hell for?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...

[Sigh. OH, lord, it's some sort of weird curse...better roll with it, so the kids don't get too hurt.]

They're...in training for guarding...

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. S'pose that makes sense. Wondered why 'e was so small. D'you reckon he still counts?

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Counts for what...?

Wait...you mentioned Cerberus earlier? I...Ohhhh, I get it now.

Yeah, he'll count. Just don't hurt him, okay?

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

What'd I go an' hurt a puppy for? I'll bring 'im back safe.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Okay...if anything happens to him, though...

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

...I don't know which of the puppies you have, but...well, they all like getting kibble snacks in the afternoon before they have naps.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Kibble snacks? Um...okay, I'll find 'im that.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Okay...okay, good. At least I know he'll be okay...

...still gotta find the other missing three, though...

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't reckon anyone'd harm Cer...berus? Cerberus, even if he is a puppy.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I hope not...the puppies are like family, and I can't let them get hurt, I just can't...