Hanna F. Cross

[Okay, it doesn't start out as a video. It starts out as an audio that sounds like somebody chewing on something, which then activates the video, as Hanna laughs and pulls the device away from...well, Iznagi. Sheep. What a surprise.]

Iznagi, stop chewing on that!! Aaaugh...one of these days, you're gonna swallow one of the buttons or something, and I AM NOT going to get it out.
...Heh. Sorry bout him...sheep.

[Sam just laughs nervously a little bit.] Don't worry about it. Though you might wanna check your device for damage later.

Can do, man, can do.
[Hanna just laughs and shrugs nervously.] Anyway...you sure you wanna try this? I mean...you don't have to. It is completely unnecessary.

No way, man. I wanna do this. Your doctor friend isn't here and as far as I know, no one has any magic staples laying around. [He inhales a little, then nods his head.] I wanna do this.

...I just don't want you to get hurt...I mean, what if something happens, and...I dunno, I explode and get shrapnel in your eyes or something?

[A small chuckle] I'm pretty sure you won't explode. Like, eighty five percent sure. [Teasing! But enough stalling, this shit is going down. Although, what shit isn't exactly clear. All the video shows is Sam exhaling deeply, then lifting a shaky hand and placing it on Hanna's chest. What happened? What's going on? Suspense! Excitement! And then Sam's - grinning?]

[Hanna blinks, before looking down at his chest. Nothing seems to have changed...he looks at Sam, confused about why he's grinning...

...and then he knows. He pales, and he looks furious.]

You BASTARD. You...you...

You should really speak in complete sentences, Hanna.
[And what appears to be Sam lowers his hand, the grin softening into just a smile. His tone is a little cooler, his posture is a little straighter, and he is very much no longer Sam.]
And I should really thank you.

You tricked me! Oh, you sonofa...I KNEW I shouldn't have listened to you! Get out of Sam's head RIGHT NOW, or I swear I will kick the everloving shit out of you!

Careful, Hanna. It's rude to throw around wild accusations and baseless threats. I never lied to you. Sam can heal you. [A neat, subtle little smirk.] But only because I can heal you too. He's been using my powers. [He spreads his arms in a gesture to his body.]
He let me in. And now? He's mine. [One more devilish smile before Sam vanishes from Hanna's room, the sound of flapping wings left behind in his place.]

No. NononononoNO! YOU GET BACK HERE!!

...Shit, this...this is all my fault, oh no...shit shit shit...

[Hanna swears some more before rapidly standing up, grabbing his marker and hammer, and rushing out the door.]

[ooc: AND SO THE PLOT BEGINS.
Orange= Hanna and Green= Sam/Lucifer]

[Hanna looks exhausted as he fumbles around with the video device on his communicator. Well, exhausted and covered in what appears to be puppy formula.]

...So, I need more puppy formula. I was getting ready to feed the kids this morning, and I don't know what I did, but the formula sort of exploded all over me...and the shower isn't working either.

[He sighs and smiles weakly, before shrugging a bit.]

It's gonna be one of those days, huh. Because also, I'm out of coffee and I can't find my wallet to go out and get more...and the fridge is empty and I had to eat leftover pizza...

Except I think the pizza was going bad. So now my tummy hurts.

Ha, this is just a string of unfortunate circumstances,isn't it? 's weird...Ah well. At least it's not raining! Really, could be a lot worse, all things considered.

...Sam, can I come over to use your shower? Please?

[At that, Hanna smiles, pulling off a puppy face, and gets ready to go out, knowing Sam will say yes. He opens his apartment door...and then promptly falls off of the camera's view, having tripped on what appears to be a large snag of carpet, hitting his head as he falls onto the floor, where he he lies for a minute as a large goose egg bruise forms on his forehead.]

...Ow.